A down-on-his-luck bodyguard has to escort his former nemesis to a court hearing. Passable road movie / action comedy with a game cast doing its best with average material. Some fun bickering and fighting though, and a weird sense of UK geography.
A mortal becomes embroiled in a war between Egyptian gods. Campy and intermittently spectacular, this is still two hours of character actors hamming in front of variably-lit greenscreens.