Jack Sparrow is hunted down by an old ghostly enemy. The fifth entry in the series is tedious in the extreme, a laboured and unfunny recycling of story elements from previous episodes, with a plainly bored cast of veterans. Time to lay these bones to rest.
A mortal becomes embroiled in a war between Egyptian gods. Campy and intermittently spectacular, this is still two hours of character actors hamming in front of variably-lit greenscreens.