Confusing, incoherent mess of a film. Occasional one liners from Schumer playing to an expression-disabled Hawn who seems uncomfortable throughout while trying to navigate a weird kidnap plot. Schumer is funnier than this. 😡
Tongue in cheek film remake of 80s show. Little to no actual plot, lots of boobs and dick jokes strewn with bad ad-libs and more boobs. Dwayne Johnson even struggles with this garbage. Rinse brain after viewing!
One of the stupidest films I have ever seen and a real stinker of a sequel. Cruise’s hair is unfathomable and the use of slo-mo is so over done as to reach Garth Marenghi levels of crap. Awful on every level and a surprise it didn’t sink the franchise.
A vegetarian turns cannibal after a weird college ritual in this boring attempt at being super shocking. Bloody? yes. Bloody crappy rubbish.
Period drama haunting nonsense that somehow stars Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek. Badly told and directed, this film undoes itself at every turn, with a story line that makes no sense on any level. Avoid.
An interesting though overplayed premise can’t save this badly acted film heading down the toilet. Borrowing heavily from The Ring, with crawling ancient demon type deal but little else. Jumpy moments but watch only if your paint is already dry 😦
Low budget horror anthology sort of revolving around some found video footage. From a promising start it soon descends in to crap student film territory. Badly executed, with occasional ideas that struggle to make sense. Pity.
Risible sequel/retelling that has very little to add to the original films beyond a decent display from the ever reliable Vincent D’onofrio. Not scary in the slightest and far too reliant on how can we get her to climb out of modern screens. Avoid. 😡
Complete and utter garbage. I wanted to set my eyes and face on fire. Never watch this shit. Ever. 😡
Overdone, overwrought, overlong, overblown, overhyped, overegged, overbearing, overcomplex, overburdened, overpowering, overzealous, over the top, overcomplicated, overindulgent, overinflated. To be honest, I was glad when it was over. 😐