This film makes no sense. It’s like a film made by people who had a film described to them, but have never actually seen one, and a script written by an alien AI who read a dictionary. Baffling how this was released in this shape. A true turd of a film.
A Special Boat Service operative races against time to prevent a terrorist attack. Utterly secondhand and dull thriller, lacking in decent action, watchable performances, or a script with an iota of originality. Astonishing this got a cinema release, when stronger fare goes straight to download/DVD.
Confusing, incoherent mess of a film. Occasional one liners from Schumer playing to an expression-disabled Hawn who seems uncomfortable throughout while trying to navigate a weird kidnap plot. Schumer is funnier than this. 😡
Tongue in cheek film remake of 80s show. Little to no actual plot, lots of boobs and dick jokes strewn with bad ad-libs and more boobs. Dwayne Johnson even struggles with this garbage. Rinse brain after viewing!
One of the stupidest films I have ever seen and a real stinker of a sequel. Cruise’s hair is unfathomable and the use of slo-mo is so over done as to reach Garth Marenghi levels of crap. Awful on every level and a surprise it didn’t sink the franchise.
A vegetarian turns cannibal after a weird college ritual in this boring attempt at being super shocking. Bloody? yes. Bloody crappy rubbish.
Period drama haunting nonsense that somehow stars Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek. Badly told and directed, this film undoes itself at every turn, with a story line that makes no sense on any level. Avoid.