Utterly dreadful and unnecessary sequel to the 2018 Halloween sequel-reboot. Michael Myers carves up more scared people in Haddonfield including the dregs of the 1978 original film cast. So unbelievably stupid it beggars belief. Painful even for hardcore fans.
Category: Crap
The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018, dir. Anthony C. Ferrante)
Fin and crew journey through time to prevent the sharknados from ever beginning. The sixth and final instalment of the trash franchise tests the tolerance of the most indulgent fan, though has three good jokes among the dross. A low strike rate, but sometimes you take what you can.
Dolittle (2020, Dir. Stephen Gaghan)
An incomprehensible Robert Downey Jr mumbles badly in a crap Welsh accent and talks to animals while saving the queen from assassination. Utter utter rubbish. No discernible saving graces. Avoid.
Ghost Stories (2018, Dir. Jeremy Dyson, Andy Nyman)
Crap anthology of tragically non-scary horror stories. Poor direction, bad 70s Tales of the Unexpected acting, derisory final act that attempts a plot twist that doesn’t work. Avoid this rubbish.
Death Wish (2018, Dir Eli Roth)
Roth continues to remake films badly. This remake of a crap 1974 original sees cardboard Bruce Willis mumbling through a film lacking in any conviction. Occasional gore is mostly lost in one predicable shoot out after another. Piss poor at best!
The Other Side of the Door (2016, dir. Johannes Roberts)
Imagine Pet Semetary, but where someone thought that replacing an American Indian burial ground with an Indian burial ground and you’re not far off. Lightweight, paranormal bunkum with nary an original thought to its name. Meh.
The Open House (2018, dir. Matt Angel, Suzanne Coote)
A mother agrees to live in her sister’s house while it sells following the death of her husband. However, during one of the open house visits, someone doesn’t leave… Which is what you’ll want to do when watching this. A bad and pointless film. Avoid.
China Salesman (2017, Dir. Tan Bing)
This film is absolute crap in every possible way – made me want to set myself on fire. Watch it, if only for the novelty value of seeing what happens if a crazy-drunk conversation is taken seriously and made into a film. Sadly, it can not be unseen.
The Red Maple Leaf (2017, Dir. Frank D. Angelo)
Complete and utter crap. Once great actors – now on borderline life support – meander through this total rubbish. I can only conclude that the director was owed many favours – or had in fact kidnapped family members. 2 painful hours of shite. Delete.
Amityville: The Awakening (2017, Dir. Franck Khalfoun)
Dreary sequel-ish film. New family, same house, little horror. Jennifer Jason Leigh is watchable, but can’t save this garbage. Tries and fails to re-capture prior horror greatness with predictably stupid scenes. Did the studio win the franchise rights in a poker game? Awful shit.
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