An incomprehensible Robert Downey Jr mumbles badly in a crap Welsh accent and talks to animals while saving the queen from assassination. Utter utter rubbish. No discernible saving graces. Avoid.
Crap anthology of tragically non-scary horror stories. Poor direction, bad 70s Tales of the Unexpected acting, derisory final act that attempts a plot twist that doesn’t work. Avoid this rubbish.
Roth continues to remake films badly. This remake of a crap 1974 original sees cardboard Bruce Willis mumbling through a film lacking in any conviction. Occasional gore is mostly lost in one predicable shoot out after another. Piss poor at best!
Imagine Pet Semetary, but where someone thought that replacing an American Indian burial ground with an Indian burial ground and you’re not far off. Lightweight, paranormal bunkum with nary an original thought to its name. Meh.
A mother agrees to live in her sister’s house while it sells following the death of her husband. However, during one of the open house visits, someone doesn’t leave… Which is what you’ll want to do when watching this. A bad and pointless film. Avoid.
This film is absolute crap in every possible way – made me want to set myself on fire. Watch it, if only for the novelty value of seeing what happens if a crazy-drunk conversation is taken seriously and made into a film. Sadly, it can not be unseen.
Complete and utter crap. Once great actors – now on borderline life support – meander through this total rubbish. I can only conclude that the director was owed many favours – or had in fact kidnapped family members. 2 painful hours of shite. Delete.